Dear Luigi’s,
Once again, your dinner tonight was subpar. You could really use some help from a little rat friend by the name of Ratatouille, or an abrasive British man named Gordon Ramsey. When your menu indicates a “cream sauce” will be delighted upon by ordering the Broccoli & Pollo dish, that should NOT mean that I will then get pasta, broccoli and chicken with tons of garlic and cheese soaked in what can only be described as garbage soup.
In short, Luigi’s… you have reached Villa league dining… even JJ McKay’s league dining, and now your incompetence will cost me time and energy in persuading my parents to find a new “fall back” ristorante in the Natick/Wayland area… thanks a lot! Thanks a lot for nothing.
Sincerely,
Molly
ps – the scientific term for “algae” is “yuck-a-pluck”
