Dear Dad,
Thank you for instilling in me an innate ability to always be ahead of fashion trends. For example, because of your headstrong dedication to only taking me clothes shopping at Sears & Roebuck when I was younger, I was at least a year in front of the grunge-inspired flannel craze in 8th grade. And when hiking boots are finally realized as the hottest items to wear around town, I’ll be able to sit back once again and say, “Been there. Done that.”
Love,
Your Son
