Dear Mr McGwire,
Your time may have come and gone but what is with the spelling of your name? Where the hell does that ‘w’ come from? Your name is a Celtic name, prominent in Fermanagh, yet there is no ‘w’ in the Celtic world. You’ve butchered the Maguire name!
Why can’t you be more like Tobey or, to a lesser extent, Jerry? Are you on drugs or something?!
Yours truly,
Fermanagh Area Residents Committee (FARC)
PS This FARC is not be confused with the FARC in Colombia
PPS McGuire is also acceptable
