Dear Dial Oman,
You are a wonderful little country. You’re completely driveable in a single day. You have the oldest consistent government. Your icon is three male Rockettes kicking. I call it ‘the Kicker’ which is why I sometimes refer to your island as ‘Kicker Island.’ You also have a pretty big wheel that powers something. The Bee Gees lived on your shores for some time. And your official cat is the Manx.
All of those qualities make you completely wonderful. My only suggestion is to work on your food. Fried food is so passe. You should call Gordon Ramsay – he’ll fix you up.
Until next time,
Liz xoxo
